Right you lot, that's enough moping. Lift up your faces and get with the frelling programme. There's only so much sour, dirty reality we can stand before we realise that dreams – BIG, STUPID, GLORIOUS DREAMS – are infinitely preferable.
Let's look at where we are in our own
backyard. The 'goth is dead' brigade have been ramming home their
remarkably dour message of doom for so long that many of us have
almost begun to believe it. 'Oh, that? Old hat. Yesterday's
helmet. We don't do that anymore – we're
post-dark-indie-alternative-wave. We wear polo shirts and
everything!' And as for our old communities, our covenants made in
blood and snakebite & black, they have long since been broken.
'Oh, those bastards – we haven't spoken in years. Wouldn't
cross the street to piss on them if they were on fire, mate. May they
go to a different, crapper hell that I will!' The sweet sugar rush of
our shared dream has become the shared stale trough of our collective
nightmare, circling the drain of disappointment until someone turns
off the light and puts on their Coldplay mixtape.
But, by Vanian's stripe, it doesn't
have to be like this. We are participants in the most gloriously
panoramic, passionate, multi-faceted cultural enterprise in history.
Whether that has been for the past 40 years, or 80 years, or 300
years, or even longer (where were you we sacked Rome?) the Gothic has
blazed a velvet trail across the world. And you want to sit on your
throne and quit? Never. Snap out of it, Vlad – it's never gonna
happen. Or, rather, it's never gonna not happen.
All we need are the following
ingredients.
First, spirit. Get
in the mood. Remember why you're in this. Purge your bad memories,
the rows, the breakups, the hangovers, the crap gigs, the empty
clubs, and commune with this spirit of countercultural glamour. What
is it all about? It's about schlock and awe, my friends. Schlock.
And. Awe.
Second,
enthusiasm. Stop incessantly
slagging things off like you're addicted to the negative
buzz of the whingeflower. In fact, if you stopped defining yourself
in criticising things then you might begin to grow – after all,
there is much to be found in most anything creative if you're open to
it. That crap band you saw the other week? Dial down your bile a
notch and can you at least imagine
what their appeal is? Do
they have something to say? Are you willing to view their art from
their perspective? Do you have the good grace to admit that maybe,
just maybe, they have might something? Stop taking everything so
seriously. You never know – you might even have fun!
Third,
imagination. We don't
just take meaning and content from
art and events as
consumers, we give them meaning by what we put
into them. Everything
that has lasted, from Whitby Gothic Weekend to the Mobile Gothic
Infantry to Real Gothic FC to the Otley Run and beyond, all began
with an idea that someone had either from scratch or by riffing on
something else. You can enhance and embellish any experience by what
you put it into it. And we have so much to choose from –
literature, music, fashion, humour, food, drink, art, architecture –
that we can't complain about being bored. We make ourselves bored by
not being creative with our own experiences.
And
finally, participation.
This isn't a plea to 'support
the sceeeeeeene' as
that's akin to making cultural participation a chore, on a par with
putting the bins out or doing the dishes. Rather, this is about
joining in -
getting on board for the great times, the fun, the joy to come.
Let's breathe life into what we have all created, let's give it wings
so we can have the truly great times back again.
So,
see you in Whitby, Reading, Bradford, Leicester, York, Leeds, London
and everywhere else.
Goth
is dead – long live Goth!