Having
discussed the Queen of gothic tyranny in a previous article it would remiss not
to complete the series by exploring the King – that being, of course, Vlad The
Impaler, Vlad Dracula, Vlad Tepes or just plain old Vlad III (as he was to his
mother). It is an especially apt time, now that the Dracula franchise has been
dusted off yet again for ‘Dracula Untold’
which promises to show a side of the story that we have never seen before (save
for the first thousand times we have).
‘Dracula Untold’ has that very modern, or at least kinda modern,
take on the tale as it purports to be the story of ‘the man who would be
Dracula’; this, then, is an origin story
in the now well-established mould. Origin stories may have caught fire in a big
way with ‘Batman Begins’ and have
provided plenty of arch reworkings of cultural tropes in the process, but they
have started to not so much scrape the bottom of the barrel as eviscerate it
(no more X-Men origin stories please, cosmos!). So what exactly is there left
to tell about the Dracula story?
The first
thing we would have to point out is that there is no Dracula ‘story’ (other
than the book). There is however the Vlad Tepes story, which is pretty
incredible in its own right, and Bram Stoker’s novel provides a mechanism by
which a historical tyrant can be rebooted as a horror icon, folk hero and pop
cultural lynchpin. That this actually occurred at all is pretty damn unlikely;
will Mao be reimagined as an evil kung-fu master in 200 years’ time, or maybe
Ceausescu himself given a vampiric makeover? Probably not. In that sense it
took a special kind of naiveté for Stoker to put historical truth through the
fictional mangle and come up with horror gold.
And when we
say ‘mangle’, we mean mangle. In the
book Dracula has the strange distinction of being Szekley and Boyar - that is to say, both Romanian and Hungarian nobility –
and yet speaks of the ‘Magyar yoke’ at the same time. And of course Vlad Tepes
was a Wallachian prince, not a Transylvanian one. But the result was culturally
important enough, as Dracula’s enduring appeal confirms.
The problem
here is the chasm between the real Vlad Dracul and the fictional Dracula;
Stoker did not explicitly spell out the link between the two, but joining the
dots in the book and in subsequent versions and we are apparently to take
Dracula as Vlad Dracul in some hellish undead manifestation. Whereas Vlad was renowned
as the cruel ruler and brave warrior defender of Wallachia against Ottoman
invasion, and whose popularity in Romania is based on such, Dracula is
basically an equal-opportunities undead posh letch (to put it crudely). It says
something very strange about our culture when an ersatz villain like the Count
is considered more horrific than an actual despot.
Which
brings us to cultural representations of Vlad outside of the Dracula mythology.
Whilst hammy fangs and blood were galore in the United States and Europe in the
‘60s-‘70s, in Romania they remained blissfully unaware of the modern take on
Vlad and instead made conventional biopics of the great man; the best of which
has to be Doru Nastase’s 1979 epic ‘Vlad
Tepes’. If you really want the story of ‘Dracula untold’ then your best bet
is to spend Halloween watching that lost classic instead.
After the
fall of communism the Romania cultural world was really quite baffled (to put
it politely) that Vlad Tepes was now linked to all sorts of camp horror tropes,
Hungarian actors and vampirism. But not to miss a trick attempts were made to
synthesise the two, with mixed results. 2003’s ‘Vlad’ was an execrable piece of post-modern Noughties horror
nonsense, only to be consumed as the last film in a 6-film-and-two-bottles-of-Pinot-Noirmarathon.
But 2000’s ‘Dark Prince: The True Story
of Dracula’ pretty much nailed the concept and the history, and married it
to an appropriately supernatural ending. Although it rather inexplicably has
Roger Daltrey performing as King Corvinus it is still probably the best attempt
to cross the streams of History and Ham.
So what is
there left ‘untold’ to tell? Probably very little. But to get the full breadth
of the topic make sure that in addition to catching ‘Dracula ‘Untold’’ at the
cinema you treat yourselves to a double bill of ‘Vlad Tepes’ and ‘Dark Prince’.
Just for research, you understand...
Happy
Halloween, everyone!